Getting in the car after story time at the library today, Kenly started jabbering about something. The conversation went like this...
Kenly: I want a lady. A lady. Mommy get a lady.
Me: Huh? What do you mean?
Kenly: (pointing madly at the dashboard of the car) Mama get a lady. I want a lady. Like Papa's lady.
Me: (laughing hysterically) Mama doesn't have a lady. Only Papa. Sorry kiddo.
This is only funny if you know what a lady is. While camping, Kenly got to ride in Papa's truck. Papa's truck is equipped with a GPS system with a female voice. Said GPS system lives on the dash. While driving around, Nana and Papa would tell Kenly to listen for the lady.
According the the 21 month old crowd, AKA my daughter, GPS systems are all the rage. She feels I really need a lady. I know my sense of direction is bad, but I didn't think she had picked up on it yet....can't a mom catch a break?