Monday, September 21, 2009

Not Me Monday--Confession is good for the soul

Do you forget to brush your teeth for two days in a row? Have you been sleeping on the same bedsheets for a solid month? Is your fridge growing penicillin? Well, you're among friends. Head over to MckMama's blog to celebrate what you've not been doing.

I did not take several pictures of this pig's hind quarters at the NC Mountain State Fair because it reminded me of how healthy large my own rear has become. I wasn't thinking of posting it on the fridge as a reminder.I am not at all like the paparazzi. I don't continue to take flash photographs of my daughter even after she's had quite enough. I do not leave my support garments laying around. Said garment is not laying around because I take take it off as soon as I walk in the door. I do not frequently tell my daughter that bras are implements of torture. My tatas will not be sagging in three years because I refuse to wear said garment unless I'm forced too. This undergarment is not nicknamed "RoboBoob" by my darling husband because it actually adds a cup size to my diminutive chest. Said ugly, granny garment was not given that name six years ago. I wear much more flattering sexy garments on a regular basis, and I buy bras frequently instead of wearing "tattered tata toters."I did not introduce Kenly to the joy of ribbon fries at the fair. Who would give their 13 month old such greasy food? I did not eat that mound of fries all by myself and then eat 3 bites of a deep fried candy bar. I'm much kinder to my arteries and my stomach than that.
What have you not been up to this week?


John said...

Just wait until she slings it over her shoulder and starts trying to carry stuff in the pouches. B & C would find Karin's and it would become "Rescue Pack!" Cute but embarrassing.

Angels Mommy said...

That is cute :-)

Shauna said...

I am not spending my time at work goofing of on more fun stuff like your blog and facebook.
I also have not had a toilet seat sitting on my back porch for more than a fortnight...

love the pics, especially Kenly's anti-paparazzi stance ;)

love you guys,

MOPS said...

I am NOT up at almost midnight on a night before a work day, I'm not enjoying the pix of my wonderful children and grandchild AGAIN!
I am happy to know that I'm not the only Brand girl with new sexy underwear (forget the fact that the old stuff was too tight!)
I'm very proud you chose a gray horse and so was Leeka!
Love n kisses MOPS