Every window in my house does not look like this. My daughter is not responsible for the smear that look strangely like dog snot. I would never leave this mess because it is futile to clean it. How does my daughter create this mess? Glad you asked...
I would never photograph my daughter licking the windows in my house. Nope, not me. I would never let her do something so gross and unsanitary. I always guide and direct when I see inappropriate behavior.
My child has not picked up some strange diapering methods. She does not try to put the diaper on her baby's head.
I do not have clue how Kenly got these Wolverine-like scratches on her angelic face. I'm always attentive, watching my child's every move. She never comes to me with strange marks I can't quite explain.
I did not pay $5.00 for Kenly to play at a bounce house only to have her spend most of the morning playing on a toy that she can play with at home. Nope, my child is always up for adventure.
What have you not been up to this week?