Saturday, October 31, 2009
I want a cat...
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Not Me Monday
Are you feeling guilty for watching your child eat the crumbs from a Milk Bone? Did you stay in your PJs for three days straight? Is your kitchen floor so sticky it could qualify as fly paper? Well, head on over to MckMama's and get it off your chest. Maybe take a little time to read what everyone else hasn't been doing too.
I did not allow the crash my husband's razor made as it hit the shower floor to cause sheer panic in my heart. It did not take me a full hour to recover from such a silly incident.
While at the germy doctor's office, my daughter did not pick up tissue off the bathroom floor and then proceed to put it in her mouth. That would be gross. At least the tissue was given to her by me, and not leftovers from the day before.
I do not allow my child to run on the furniture or to annoy the dog by frolicking on his couch. Nope. Kenly's feet are always firmly and safely on the ground.
After putting a fresh diaper on Kenly, she did not go in the corner and proceed to squat and grunt to produce poo in her fresh diaper. Upon inspection, I did not find two tiny round poopies that didn't even leave skids on the diaper. I did not remove the two teeny, tiny poops and flush them so that I could keep the same diaper on Kenly. I'm not that cheap.
Finally, I am not feeling like a tub of lard thanks to one of Kenly's toys. It seems that every time I walk past the Leap Frog Fridge Farm, the noise that ensues is a moo or an oink. I'm a rational human being. I know that the toy is just calling out for attention. It is not commenting on the size of my thighs, but still...I'm getting a complex.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Cute, Funny, AND Scary
In the past few days, Kenly has been trying this word on for size. Right now her use of the word is funny and cute, but I'm scared.
Last night when Kenly was about to put her hand in the dog's water, I said, "Kenly. Don't touch it. Chance's water is not for you." She quickly turned around, wearing a rather stern face, and said, "No. No. No."
When she was about to touch the dishwasher, I said, "Kenly..." She turned around and said, "No." This time she performed an emphatic bounce to illustrate her point.
Any time she gets busted about to do something wrong, she turns around and says, "No." I use every ounce of my energy to keep from laughing out loud. We don't want to encourage the use of that word just yet.
It's like she's telling herself no before I have to. But, all too quickly, the tables will turn. Before I know it, I'll ask her to sit down, and she'll say, "No." When that happens, it won't be funny any more.
Friday, October 16, 2009
Laugh of the Day
I say all of this to let you know I was in a mood. I looked rather zombie-like, and I was speaking in monosyllables.
Kenly was going 90 to nothing around my feet playing a purple keyboard that Nana and Papa gave her. She was creating a rather dissonant, deep, Halloweeny sounding song. Adam looked at her and said, "That's a beautiful song you're playing. What's it called? "
He paused for a moment and said, "On Mommy's Last Nerve."
I died laughing. You know my husband is good if he can make me laugh before 7:00AM and after the night we had.
Miracle of Motherhood
As a mother, I'm amazed that you can love your children with a fierce, undying love when they are unbearably sweet and when, well, they are slightly sour. The love never wavers no matter how stormy the tantrum. That kind of love can only be designed by God.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Mia Hamm?
Kenly picked up this huge soccer ball a few weeks ago and brought it to Adam. He put it on the ground and started kicking it around. Kenly squealed, got really excited, and started kicking and dribbling the ball all on her own. Adam just showed her how to do it, and she is now an addict. She can't get enough. If she sees any ball, she wants to dribble and shoot. She'll even give you a high five when she's proud of herself.
She bounces with joy when Adam screams, "GOOOAAAALLL!"
Do they have a soccer league for 14-month-olds? The quality is grainy because I shot the video on my cell phone, but you'll be able to get the picture.
Friday, October 9, 2009
14 Months
I'll ask, "Do you love that baby?" This is your response.
Whenever I try and take your picture with a flash, this is the response I get. I say you're channelling your inner Earl Hicky from My Name is Earl.
You want to know how everything work. You'll puzzle something over for 20-30 minutes. Today you wanted to know how the top fits on the Nalgene bottle.Who loves the playground?
Kenly won't go down the slide by herself yet, but she will slide down if I put her on the side about halfway down. Can you believe how much hair she has now? What a big girl.
I love the windblown look in this picture and that her shadow appears to be waving to her.
She climbed the stairs of the playground equipment. When she was at the very top, she lost her mind. She squealed, laughed, and waved at the kids below her. She must have felt like Queen of the Hill.Heart Attack
My next thought was that someone was trying to get in the house. I grabbed Kenly and made Chance follow me. We looked at all the doors and windows. Everything was shut tight...no sign of forced intrusion.
At this point I was sure I'd gone crazy. I started an investigation, and what cause the terror I still haven't wholly recovered from?
My husband's razor. Oh, and a well timed squeal from Kenly. Yep, you read that right. A razor and a squeal. His razor started my day off with a jolt of adrenaline when it fell from its perch in the shower.
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Aunt Nonie
When I think of Nonie my mind swims with stories and details. Some stories I witnesses first hand, others are tidbits handed down. So, when I think of Nonie....
...I think of a young woman begging my husband (as a toddler) to let her change his diaper.
...I think of an adventurous, world traveling wonder. She could go out wearing a T-shirt that reads, Been there, done that. But she wouldn't because she's far too classy for such a shirt.
...a well dressed, well read, well spoken woman.

...a fierce Democrat who volunteered and supported causes near and dear to her heart.
...a picture taker and picture lover.

...the best stewardess an airline could hope to hire.
...a woman who loved her family and adored her nephews and those who married them.

...a generous person. For our wedding, Nonie gave us our silverware and an eight piece setting of our dishes. When she saw the little cups and little bowls the set came with, she got on line and ordered bigger cups and bigger bowls because the others just wouldn't do.
...of the furniture in our house. Without Nonie's generous gift of furniture, we'd have a nearly empty house.
...a woman who'd win a new game and retire as permanent champion.
...a lover of fine food and wine. She knew how to treat her family to some fine food.
All in all, when I think of Nonie, I think of a loving, generous woman who spoke her mind and told it like it was. When I think of Nonie, I think of a woman whose absence will create a hole in the Brand/Satterfield family.
Bye Aunt Nonie! You'll be missed.
Monday, October 5, 2009
Not Me Monday--Too Many Nots to Count
Welcome to Not Me Monday, a blog carnival created by MckMama to celebrate what we haven't been doing all week. Come on and admit your imperfections--free your mind of those less than stellar moments in motherhood. Don't forget to head over and read what the rest of the world has not been doing.
This past week I've been way off my game, so hold on to your hats. The windstorm of "Not Mes" could knock you right over.
* While trying to make dinner from what was left in the pantry I did not find some horribly expired food lurking in the back corners. How bad could it be, you ask? Well, I found Chicken Helper that should have been used by November 2001 and some Northern Bean that should have been served by January of 2006. Don't fear. The food made its way to the trash and not our mouths.
* Last Tuesday I did not dash to the car and speed down the driveway only to screech to a halt before I ever left the driveway because I realized I had never put on a bra. I decided to be late for Bible study instead of going without. These ladies are my close friends, but it was cold, and I didn't want them to notice, well, you know. My husband did not announce...that's a Not Me Monday moment when I returned to right my wrong.
* The Mama Bear in me did not come out when I picked Kenly up from a nursery on Wednesday. I did not want to make a scene because I felt she had not been taken care of well. I'm always calm, cool, and collected. I'm not still hot under the collar about the incident. I never hold on to things. That kind of behavior is poison.
* On Wednesday afternoon the bug guy did not show up to treat the house only to find me asleep, in my pajamas, again with no bra at 2:00 in the afternoon. I'm always doing something productive around the house while Kenly naps. I was not really bummed that my snooze was interrupted.
* Kenly did not pee the floor AGAIN this week while taking the short walk from the changing table to the bathroom. I mean really. Couldn't she wait until she was in the tub so I'd never know?
* I did not wait until the last minute to order $100.00 of diapers online only to realize they will never arrive on time. With only three diapers remaining, I did not drag my sorry self to the store to purchase more diapers even though the mother load is on the way.
* While at the store this morning, I did not forget to buy more milk for my precious daughter. I always remember to write everything on the list.
* I did not allow Kenly to watch hours of TV on Friday because I was sick and miserable. I always suck it up and do the right thing even when I don't feel good. Sesame Street and Sid the Science Kid can't be that bad, right?
* I did not sleep most of the weekend while leaving Adam to care for the house, Kenly, and Chance. I can keep going even when my head feels like it is going to blow up.
* I did not say out loud and in public...."Your child behaves so much better than mine." I know that type of behavior is not acceptable or healthy.
See. I told you. Don't you feel better about yourself. What have you not been doing this week?
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Building Something Lasting
They are building a strong relationship that is built on a firm foundation of trust and mutual adoration. They are learning to work together,to share, and to play nicely. All qualities necessary in a daddy-daughter relationship.Real Men Wear Glitter

After the pumpkin was perfected, the sweet lady added sparkles. What girl doesn't like sparkles? Kenly loved the sparkles. She grinned from ear-to-ear.
We walked down to the lake and watched the geese. Kenly and Daddy played, giggled, and played some more. In the end, Adam was wearing all of Kenly's sparkles on his face. He looked good in sparkles. Some men would have washed their faces immediately or squealed like little girls....get them off of me. Not Adam. He wore his sparkles with pride--a badge of honor announcing that he's a proud daddy to a sparkly little girl.Saturday, October 3, 2009
Scarecrow Festival
And of course there was the tribute to American Gothic by Grant Wood. Not bad if you ask me.Just because....
The other day we went outside to play in the crisp fall air, and I decided to take a few pictures.
Kenly loved playing with the rocks in the driveway. She'd pick them up and say, "wok." Every "wok" was a treasure to behold.
She was watching the wind blow the leaves all around in this picture. Notice the "wok" in her hand.You have to love fall....




















